enigma

I was still laying on bed when all of a sudden the room turned into a toaster. Aiyah, still too early lerr!! why must have a blackout on a Sunday morning?? Darn. Looking outside the window, the sun is brightly shines and the heat, wola!! It’s getting hot in here. It’s the day of the sun, though, what would one expect!! The heat is getting pretty bad nowadays, I wonder why?

Was it because I slept late again last night? or maybe i got to much dehydrated by the level of alcohol I’ve taken last night? or did my heart got tired of pumping cold blood to every part of my body? or perhaps, I’ve just lost my coolness made me feel like … errr, hotter??

The house seems so empty on a Sunday morning. Just like every other Sunday. With all the sound blasting hours everyday seems to disappeared. I like it like this. Quiet, peaceful and calm. Sunday with peace and music. Just like Woodstock. The one and only song breaking out the silent, out of my old pc speaker i had since 7 years ago is a song by Big Mountain, Baby I love your way. Soothingly flows through the air, building up love feels. I should get a girlfriend, seriously. Lol.

ni lawak sa dengar masa aunty sa cerita. lama suda masa sa skul di kolompo lg. kenen ada la ni 1 orang perempuan terpigi skul di kl. nda pun sampai berapa bulan suda nda pandai cakap bahasa sabah. saye, takde, taknak, situ, tepi,..etc. semua suda ganti dari sia, ndada, nda mau, sono, siring. hehehe.

so ada ni satu hari ni perempuan mau pigi buat rambut kasi cantik2. dia pigi kenen saloon yg paling best sekali.  so bila sampai dalam kedia dia pun mula la speaking semenanjung.

“i nak bagi pendek kat tepi ni, kat sini, and kat depan ni pun kalau boleh bagi rate sket yerr”

jad tu tukang gunting pun angguk2. kauuuu tau la ni kalau perempuan kalau pigi saloon, bukan saja rambut, kalau boleh full body dia mo modify LMAO!! lepas tu dia buat kuku, kasi buka bulu2 misai and buat kening. tapi kehidupan dia terjahanam seketika bila dia minta buat kenen tu kening dia tinggi2,

“tolong bagi tinggi yer i punya KUDOU”

muakakakakakakakakaka!!!

jadi kalau mo jadi urang sabah sesat di kolompo tu … pandai2 la adjust tu lidah, jangan sampai kena patan ekekeke