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I recommend you all to go see this Ah long Pte Ltd movie. Why? I tell you why!!! I nearly fainted inside the cinema by non-stop LAUGHING. I’m not into stupid pondan jokes but this one is soooooooo out of the world LMAO!!!

The movie is about a not-so-manly guy who got married to an Ah long big boss, unexpectedly. He was always addressed as a pondan by many. One of the best lines in the movie for me is when he defended himself “don’t call me pondan. Put your mother naked and I’m sure she got pregnant tomorrow” ahaha. Funny guy. I’m not going to give out much on this. Might want to go for a second ride.

So don’t miss this one out. You won’t be disappointed.

masa sa skul di semenanjung dulu, sa sama geng2 selalu pigi lepak ni kedai jual jus buah time petang2. siok ba sebab jus dia jual murah2, RM2 buli 3 4 orang minum. gelas dia besar macam harga rm4/rm5 kalau sini, ada yang sampai rm8 juga sa pernah jumpa.

ada la 1 masa ni sa pigi ngam2 tu ada kawan sa yg kalau belajar bukan main pandai lagi tapi kalau hal2 di luar dari belajar alamak .. singkulai ehehe. jadi kali tu time dia nda tau lagi apa2 pasal jus2 buah ni. sampai2 sana kadai kami order la trus dia tanya mana satu jus yg paling murah. “sky jus” debilang kawan sa satu main2. sekali dia cakap sama tu waiter, “ok sa mo sky jus 1.”

terbingung juga kami sekejap tapi sa fikir dia serius la tu jadi kami sambung cerita. datang la suda ni jus2 yg kena order. sekali sampai dia punya.

“aik, kenapa dia kasi sa air sejuk?”

akakaka baru la sa ketawa macam orang gila saja ahahaha. lucu. tapi sekarang dia suda jadi engineer sana kolompo. tetau la, kali nda pernah suda dia minta sky jus hahaha.